New Years Eve 2009

I acquired multiple stories in my cab on new years eve night alone. This is the first story I will share.
It was around 11:45pm and there was a couple hailing a cab in downtown Austin Texas. I saw two people, a girl and a guy, who were over the limit already. The girl, who was drop-dead gorgeous, wearing a black, one piece, mid-lenght dress, with cleavege on D-size breasts and on a scale of 1-10 she was a 9.5(easy) was holding on to the guy struggling to stand, even the guy was slightly drunk, but standing with a slight lean. They were toasted. It wasn't midnight yet. I stopped my cab by them and before I could put the window down on the passanger side and ask if they needed a cab, they opened the door and entered. The girl first(who sat directly behind me) and the guy followed. I asked where they were headed and the girl replied an address in South Austin. I said O.k.. The fare was decent, it was going to be about a $18-$20 and approx. 20 minutes. I started driving with the radio farely low with good old classic rock. The girl then told me I had a nice cab(Towne Car) it was clean and I was pretty cute too. I replied thanks and Happy New Year. The guy said loudly(drunk) HAPPY NEW YEAR! And laughed. The guy was comfortable and it kind of made him sleepy. He didn't fall asleep though. He was more drunk now it seemed. The babe tapped me on my shoulder and said "Hey cutie, can I blow my boyfriend(not in those exact words, more explicit) and you watch?". I told the girl I don't want to see a guys pee-pee. She was persistant and eventually leaned up behind my seat, started to rub my private and said "do you want me to blow you instead?"
I started thinking that this would be wild, but then realized, they're drunk and this would be considered a 'sexual assault' case if I took her up on the offer. In the Cab business I have been offered a number of times, but you just can't do it. I am a normal looking 'cab driver', but when they are drunk, girls and 'gay guys', I must look more attractive or something. If these people were sober and realized what they were saying, this would never happen. I think alot of people have fantasies and with the 'cab driver' these people can say anything they want.(To them we are just'cab drivers') we would probably not see them again.
I got them to their apartment and the cab meter was around $19.00. The guy handed me a fifty dollar bill and told me to keep the change. WoW. I said thanks and have a good night. drove away and headed back downtown. I felt GOOD. Nice BIG tip, propositioned by a knock-out, this was going to be a interesting night, but big party nights usually are. It makes me wonder why a person opens up when they are drunk. Do they show ones real color or are they a 'closet freak' from the get go. Temptation is a mofo, but you have to control yourself. There are many accounts of 'cab drivers' charged with rape because of situations like that one. What would you do? Back downtown and back with another story.